Classic Pizzas, New Frequency
Static Pie
314 Southeast H Street, Grants Pass, OR
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LOADED MEATBALLS AND SAUSAGE
2 huge sausage-and-beef meatballs, paired with fresh Italian sausage links. Grandma's recipe served with a creamy burrata ball, basil, pink sauce and garlic knots.OUT OF STOCK$16.00
GARLIC KNOTS
Eight garlic-butter knots with roasted garlic, fresh garlic, Romano, Parmesan and basil. Pink sauce for dipping.OUT OF STOCK$9.00
FRIED BRICK CHEESE
Wisconsin brick cheese dredged in Italian seasoned panko, deep fried in beef tallow and tossed in garlic aglio - served with red sauce.$14.50
CRISPY RAVIOLI
Ricotta stuffed raviolis deep fried in beef tallow, tossed in garlic aglio & shaved parm served with marinara.$13.00
PHILLY FRIES
Fresh sliced ribeye, melty Cooper Sharp white American, grilled onion, hot cherry peppers, loaded on top of our hand-cut beef tallow fries, finished with chive aioli and green onion.$18.00
REUBEN FRIES
Brisket pastrami, Monterey jack, swiss cheese, pickle salt fries, chopped pickles and onion, sauerkraut, Reuben sauce, bacon and green onion.$17.00TALLOW FRIES
Crispy beef tallow fries or get em tossed in minced garlic & garlic olive oil then finished with fresh grated Parmesan and Romano +1$$8.00
STATIC TENDIES
our crispy tenders with korean bbq sauce, drizzled with garlic sauce and topped with black and white sesame seeds on top of hand cut tallow fries.$18.00
SALADS

Burrata Caprese
Creamy burrata, fresh basil, sliced tomato, garlic olive oil, tomato and garlic pesto, basil pesto, garlic olive oil, balsamic reduction.$14.00
HALF House Mix Salad
Spinach, romaine, tomato, red onion, house cheese blend, Parmesan, pepperoncini and croutons with Italian dressing.$7.00
WHOLE House Mix Salad
a shareable size - Spinach, romaine, tomato, red onion, house cheese blend, Parmesan, pepperoncini and croutons with Italian dressing.$12.50HALF Static Caesar Salad
chopped Romaine, shaved Parmesan, Romano, garlic croutons, artichoke hearts, goat horn peppers and lemon with Caesar dressing.$8.00
WHOLE Static Caesar Salad
chopped Romaine, shaved Parmesan, Romano, garlic croutons, artichoke hearts, goat horn peppers and lemon with Caesar dressing.$14.00
HALF Greek Salad
Spinach and romaine with tomato, black olives, red onion, pepperoncini, roasted peppers, goat horn peppers, feta and lemon with Greek dressing.$7.50
WHOLE Greek Salad
Spinach and romaine with tomato, black olives, red onion, pepperoncini, roasted peppers, goat horn peppers, feta and lemon with Greek dressing.$13.50
Blue Cheese Chopped
Chopped romaine, tomato, red onion, bacon, Genoa salami, pepperoncini, gorgonzola crumbles, crispy onions and chunky blue cheese dressing.$16.00Sesame Chicken Salad
Chopped Romaine, red onion, mandarin oranges, fried chicken topped with slivered almonds, green onions and crispy wontons. Served with a creamy toasted sesame dressing.$18.00
BONELESS WINGS
One pound of breaded boneless wings tossed in your choice of sauce. Comes with choice of RANCH or BLUE CHEESE, or BOTH for an extra 1$. Served with a side of kettle chips - sub tallow fries +2 sub side salad +3
BONE-IN WINGS
One pound of traditional bone-in wings tossed in your choice of sauce. Comes with choice of RANCH or BLUE CHEESE, or BOTH for an extra 1$. Served with a side of kettle chips - sub tallow fries +2 sub side salad +3
PIZZA
NY SLICES
Crispy triangle slices, baked fresh daily
Cheese - NY SLICE 🗽
Red sauce, house cheese blend, provolone, parmesan, Romano, basil & olive oil$5.50
Pepperoni - NY SLICE 🗽
Red sauce, house cheese blend, cup-and-char pepperoni, thick cut Ezzo pepperoni, Parmesan, garlic olive oil and basil.$6.001 or 2 Toppings - NY SLICE 🗽
Classic cheese slice with your choice of any 1 or 2 toppings$6.00STATIC OG - NY SLICE 🗽
Garlic red sauce, house cheese blend, sliced Italian sausage, cup and char pepperoni, thick cut Ezzo pepperoni, salami, and balsamic reduction$6.50QUEEN MARGERITA - NY SLICE 🗽
Our version of a margarita pie with red sauce, sliced tomato, minced garlic, extra fresh basil, garlic olive oil, burrata cheese and shaved Parmesan.$6.50SHOCKED - NY SLICE 🗽
Pink sauce, sliced hot sausage, cup-and-char pepperoni, creamy garlic ricotta, house cheese blend, hot honey and basil.$6.50VEG OUT - NY SLICE 🗽
Our cheese slice topped with goat horn peppers, feta, mushrooms, and red onion.$6.00SPECIAL VEGGIE - NY SLICE
$6.50SPECIAL CBR - NY SLICE
$7.00
DETROIT SLICES
Fluffy square slices, baked fresh daily
Cheese - DET SLICE ⬛️
Red sauce, house cheese blend, provolone, parmesan, Romano, basil & olive oil$5.50Pepperoni - DET SLICE ⬛️
Red sauce, house cheese blend, cup-and-char pepperoni, thick cut Ezzo pepperoni, Parmesan, garlic olive oil and basil.$6.001 or 2 Toppings - DET SLICE ⬛️
Classic cheese slice with your choice of any 1 or 2 toppings$6.00STATIC OG - DET SLICE ⬛️
Garlic red sauce, house cheese blend, sliced Italian sausage, cup and char pepperoni, thick cut Ezzo pepperoni, salami, and balsamic reduction$6.50QUEEN MARGERITA - DET SLICE ⬛️
Our version of a margarita pie with red sauce, sliced tomato, minced garlic, extra fresh basil, garlic olive oil, burrata cheese and shaved Parmesan.$6.50SHOCKED - DET SLICE ⬛️
Pink sauce, sliced hot sausage, cup-and-char pepperoni, creamy garlic ricotta, house cheese blend, hot honey and basil.$6.50VEG OUT - DET SLICE ⬛️
Our cheese slice topped with goat horn peppers, feta, mushrooms, and red onion.$6.00WHITE NOISE - DET SLICE
$6.00SPECIAL VEG - DET SLICE
$6.50SPECIAL CBR - DET SLICE
$7.00
12" ROUND NY-STYLE (2-3 people)
12" NY - Channel 5 Cheese 🧀
tomato sauce, our mozzarella cheese blend, provolone cheese, parmesan cheese, Romano cheese, olive oil, basil$17.0012" NY - Dial It In
Start with our classic cheese pizza + 3 toppings of your choice$21.00
12" NY - Prime Time pepperoni 🍕
Red sauce, house cheese blend, cup-and-char pepperoni, thick-cut Ezzo pepperoni, Parmesan, garlic, olive oil, and basil.$20.00
12" NY - New Margerita
Our version of a margarita pie with red sauce, lite cheese blend, sliced tomato, minced garlic, extra fresh basil, garlic olive oil, burrata cheese, and shaved Parmesan.$22.0012" NY - Shocked
Pink sauce, sliced hot sausage, cup-and-char pepperoni, creamy garlic ricotta, house cheese blend, hot honey and basil.$22.0012" NY - White Noise
Garlic infused olive oil, house cheese blend, minced garlic, creamy ricotta, and fresh basil with a garlic butter crust.$18.0012" NY - Static Original
Garlic red sauce, house cheese blend, sliced Italian sausage, cup and char pepperoni, thick cut Ezzo pepperoni, salami, and balsamic reduction.$22.0012" NY - The Memphis
Tangy BBQ sauce, chicken, bacon, cheddar/house cheese blend/Gouda, pineapple, red onion and green onion - try it with thai peanut sauce instead!$22.0012" NY - The Butcher Shop
Red sauce, garlic, house cheese blend, pepperoni, salami, sliced sausage, meatballs, bacon and basil.$23.0012" NY - IN or OUT
Burger sauce, dill pickles, crispy bacon, seasoned ground beef, red onion, tomato, American cheese and house cheese blend, and topped with house cut fries.$23.0012" NY - Farmers Almanac 🍃
Red sauce, house cheese blend, mushroom, tomato, artichoke, roasted red peppers, red onion, black olive, basil and tomato pesto.$21.0012" NY - The Crater🍍
Red sauce, house cheese blend, thick cut Canadian bacon, pineapple, red onion, fresh jalapeño & fresh basil.$22.0012" NY - Big City
Red sauce, house cheese blend, pepperoni, sliced sausage, ground beef, mushroom, red onion, black olives, roasted red peppers & basil.$23.0012" NY - Fall Out
Red sauce, house cheese blend, bacon, thick cut pepperoni, tomato, feta, garlic, artichoke, tomato and garlic pesto and fresh basil.$23.0012" NY - Twilight Zone
Red sauce, house cheese blend, thick cut pepperoni, feta, mushroom, hot cherry peppers, hot honey with a garlic butter crust.$23.00
18" NY-STYLE (4-6 people)
18" NY - Dial It In
Start with our classic cheese pizza + 3 toppings of your choice$36.0018" NY - Channel 5 Cheese 🧀
tomato sauce, our mozzarella cheese blend, provolone cheese, parmesan cheese, Romano cheese, olive oil, basil$32.00
18" NY - Prime Time pepperoni 🍕
Red sauce, house cheese blend, cup-and-char pepperoni, thick-cut Ezzo pepperoni, Parmesan, garlic, olive oil, and basil.$35.00
18" NY - New Margerita
Our version of a margarita pie with red sauce, lite cheese blend, sliced tomato, minced garlic, extra fresh basil, garlic olive oil, burrata cheese, and shaved Parmesan.$37.0018" NY - Shocked
Pink sauce, sliced hot sausage, cup-and-char pepperoni, creamy garlic ricotta, house cheese blend, hot honey and basil.$37.0018" NY - White Noise
Garlic infused olive oil, house cheese blend, minced garlic, creamy ricotta, and fresh basil with a garlic butter crust.$33.0018" NY - Static Original
Garlic red sauce, house cheese blend, sliced Italian sausage, cup and char pepperoni, thick cut Ezzo pepperoni, salami, and balsamic reduction.$37.0018" NY - The Memphis
Tangy BBQ sauce, chicken, bacon, cheddar/house cheese blend/Gouda, pineapple, red onion and green onion - try it with thai peanut sauce instead!$37.0018" NY - The Butcher Shop
Red sauce, garlic, house cheese blend, pepperoni, salami, sliced sausage, meatballs, bacon and basil.$38.0018" NY - IN or OUT
Burger sauce, dill pickles, crispy bacon, seasoned ground beef, red onion, tomato, American cheese and house cheese blend, and topped with house cut fries.$38.0018" NY - Farmers Almanac 🍃
Red sauce, house cheese blend, mushroom, tomato, artichoke, roasted red peppers, red onion, black olive, basil and tomato pesto.$36.0018" NY - The Crater🍍
Red sauce, house cheese blend, thick cut Canadian bacon, pineapple, red onion, fresh jalapeño & fresh basil.$37.0018" NY - Big City
Red sauce, house cheese blend, pepperoni, sliced sausage, ground beef, mushroom, red onion, black olives, roasted red peppers & basil.$38.0018" NY - Fall Out
Red sauce, house cheese blend, bacon, thick cut pepperoni, tomato, feta, garlic, artichoke, tomato and garlic pesto and fresh basil.$38.0018" NY - Twilight Zone
Red sauce, house cheese blend, thick cut pepperoni, feta, mushroom, hot cherry peppers, hot honey with a garlic butter crust.$38.00
DETROIT PAN STYLE 8x10 (2-4 people)
DET - Dial It In
Start with our classic cheese pizza + 3 toppings of your choice$22.00DET - Channel 5 Cheese 🧀
tomato sauce, our mozzarella cheese blend, provolone cheese, parmesan cheese, Romano cheese, olive oil, basil$18.00DET - Prime Time pepperoni 🍕
Red sauce, house cheese blend, cup-and-char pepperoni, thick-cut Ezzo pepperoni, Parmesan, garlic, olive oil, and basil.$21.00DET - New Margerita
Our version of a margarita pie with red sauce, lite cheese blend, sliced tomato, minced garlic, extra fresh basil, garlic olive oil, burrata cheese, and shaved Parmesan.$23.00DET - Shocked
Pink sauce, sliced hot sausage, cup-and-char pepperoni, creamy garlic ricotta, house cheese blend, hot honey and basil.$23.00DET - White Noise
Garlic infused olive oil, house cheese blend, minced garlic, creamy ricotta, and fresh basil with a garlic butter crust.$19.00DET - Static Original
Garlic red sauce, house cheese blend, sliced Italian sausage, cup and char pepperoni, thick cut Ezzo pepperoni, salami, and balsamic reduction.$23.00DET - The Memphis
Tangy BBQ sauce, chicken, bacon, cheddar/house cheese blend/Gouda, pineapple, red onion and green onion - try it with thai peanut sauce instead!$23.00DET - The Butcher Shop
Red sauce, garlic, house cheese blend, pepperoni, salami, sliced sausage, meatballs, bacon and basil.$24.00DET - IN or OUT
Burger sauce, dill pickles, crispy bacon, seasoned ground beef, red onion, tomato, American cheese and house cheese blend, and topped with house cut fries.$24.00DET - Farmers Almanac 🍃
Red sauce, house cheese blend, mushroom, tomato, artichoke, roasted red peppers, red onion, black olive, basil and tomato pesto.$22.00DET - The Crater🍍
Red sauce, house cheese blend, thick cut Canadian bacon, pineapple, red onion, fresh jalapeño & fresh basil.$23.00DET - Big City
Red sauce, house cheese blend, pepperoni, sliced sausage, ground beef, mushroom, red onion, black olives, roasted red peppers & basil.$24.00DET - Fall Out
Red sauce, house cheese blend, bacon, thick cut pepperoni, tomato, feta, garlic, artichoke, tomato and garlic pesto and fresh basil.$24.00DET - Twilight Zone
Red sauce, house cheese blend, thick cut pepperoni, feta, mushroom, hot cherry peppers, hot honey with a garlic butter crust.$24.00
Gluten Free Pizza (1-2 people)
GF - Dial It In
Start with our classic cheese pizza + 3 toppings of your choice$21.00GF - Channel 5 Cheese 🧀
tomato sauce, our mozzarella cheese blend, provolone cheese, parmesan cheese, Romano cheese, olive oil, basil$17.00GF - Prime Time pepperoni 🍕
Red sauce, house cheese blend, cup-and-char pepperoni, thick-cut Ezzo pepperoni, Parmesan, garlic, olive oil, and basil.$20.00GF - New Margerita
Our version of a margarita pie with red sauce, lite cheese blend, sliced tomato, minced garlic, extra fresh basil, garlic olive oil, burrata cheese, and shaved Parmesan.$22.00GF - Shocked
Pink sauce, sliced hot sausage, cup-and-char pepperoni, creamy garlic ricotta, house cheese blend, hot honey and basil.$22.00GF - White Noise
Garlic infused olive oil, house cheese blend, minced garlic, creamy ricotta, and fresh basil with a garlic butter crust.$18.00GF - Static Original
Garlic red sauce, house cheese blend, sliced Italian sausage, cup and char pepperoni, thick cut Ezzo pepperoni, salami, and balsamic reduction.$22.00GF - The Butcher Shop
Red sauce, garlic, house cheese blend, pepperoni, salami, sliced sausage, meatballs, bacon and basil.$23.00GF - The Memphis
Tangy BBQ sauce, chicken, bacon, cheddar/house cheese blend/Gouda, pineapple, red onion and green onion - try it with thai peanut sauce instead!$22.00GF - IN or OUT
Burger sauce, dill pickles, crispy bacon, seasoned ground beef, red onion, tomato, American cheese and house cheese blend, and topped with house cut fries.$23.00GF - Farmers Almanac🍃
Red sauce, house cheese blend, mushroom, tomato, artichoke, roasted red peppers, red onion, black olive, basil and tomato pesto.$21.00GF - The Crater
Red sauce, house cheese blend, thick cut Canadian bacon, pineapple, red onion, fresh jalapeño & fresh basil.$22.00GF - Big City
Red sauce, house cheese blend, pepperoni, sliced sausage, ground beef, mushroom, red onion, black olives, roasted red peppers & basil.$23.00GF - Fall Out
Red sauce, house cheese blend, bacon, thick cut pepperoni, tomato, feta, garlic, artichoke, tomato and garlic pesto and fresh basil.$23.00GF - Twilight Zone
Red sauce, house cheese blend, thick cut pepperoni, feta, mushroom, hot cherry peppers, hot honey with a garlic butter crust.$23.00
DIPPING SAUCES
Dough Balls
SANDWICHES
CHEESESTEAKS

PHILLY CHEESESTEAK
Fresh cut ribeye, grilled onions, Cooper Sharp American, mayo. +ADD mushrooms or roasted peppers +1.$17.00
SPAGA
Fresh cut ribeye, pepperoni, salami, bacon, meatballs, grilled onion, Cooper Sharp American, house cheese blend, and aioli.$19.00
LITTLE RHODY
Fresh cut ribeye, hot cherry peppers, mushrooms, grilled onions, Cooper Sharp American, and chive aioli.$18.00
FRIED CHICKEN SANDOS
HAND BREADED AND FRIED IN BEEF TALLOW ON TOASTED CHALLAH
SUBSTITUTE HAND-CUT FRIES FOR +2 OR SIDE SALAD +3

6TH STREET
Hand-breaded buttermilk fried chicken, roasted-garlic aioli, dill pickles, Gouda and hot honey. +Add Bacon 2$ ++Make it a club w/ lettuce, tomato, onion 2$$16.50
SEOUL TRAIN
Hand-breaded fried chicken tossed in Gochujang, on bed of tangy slaw garnished with green onions and sesame seeds$17.50
HOT MESS
Fried chicken, chipotle ranch, goat horn peppers, grilled onion, Gouda, bacon, house cheese blend, and jalapeno.$18.00
57 SOUTH
Hand-breaded fried chicken drizzled with house bbq, grilled onions, bacon, roasted red peppers, Gouda and cheddar cheese, finished with hot honey and green onions.$18.00
THAI HARD
Thai Peanut fried chicken with spicy pineapple chutney and sesame slaw, garnished with green onion and crushed peanuts.$18.00
BURGERS
80/20 OREGON RAISED BEEF, WITH KETTLE CHIPS OR FRIES +2 SIDE SALAD +3

SINGLE PATTY SMASH 🍔
4 oz smash burger with 80/20 beef and steak, yellow american, grilled onion, house burger sauce, pickles on toasted Challah bun.$13.00DOUBLE PATTY SMASH 🍔
double smash burger with 80/20 beef and steak, yellow american, grilled onion, house burger sauce, pickles on toasted Challah bun. + bacon $2$16.00
BACKYARD BBQ
Double patty, tangy BBQ, bacon, gorgonzola, yellow American, chive aioli, green onion, pickle, and a pile of fried onions.$18.00
FAT ELVIS
Double patty, raspberry jam, jalapeno, crunchy peanut butter, crispy bacon, Gouda cheese.$18.00
HOT PASTRAMI SMASH
Single smash, brisket pastrami, bacon, pickles, red onion, Reuben sauce, swiss, yellow American, house sauerkraut.$18.00
SPACE COWBOY
Double smash, fried onions, jalapeno, sharp cheddar, smoked gouda, bacon, tomato, chipotle ranch, green onion.$18.00
GARLIC KNOT SLIDERS
COMES WITH 4 SLIDERS ON HOMEMADE GARLIC KNOTS. SERVED WITH KETTLE CHIPS OR SUB FRIES +2$ SIDE SALAD +3$

MEATBALL PARM SLIDERS
Meatballs, house cheese blend, ricotta, pesto & goat horn peppers. Served with a big side of marinara.$17.00
CHICKEN PARM SLIDERS
Crispy garlic chicken, house cheese blend, thick cut EZZO pepperoni, tomato and basil pesto, burrata & cherry pepper sliders. Served with a big side of pink sauce.$19.00
TOMATO & BASIL SLIDERS
Tomato, roasted peppers, house cheese blend, fresh basil, balsamic, tomato and basil pesto. Served with a big side of pink sauce.$13.00
STROMBOLI, CALZONES & ROLLS
CALZONE

BUILD A CALZONE
pizza dough filled with whipped garlic ricotta, Grande mozzarella, minced garlic, any 3 toppings, & topped with fresh basil, plus a side of pink sauce.$18.00FRANKENSTEIN
Calzone w/ Italian sausage, whipped garlic ricotta, tomato, pepperoni, garlic, basil pesto, red onion and basil with vodka sauce. <3 Ms. Kerri's Fav!!!$18.00MR. MINER'S CALZONE
Calzone loaded with our famous meatballs, pepperoni, bacon, creamy ricotta, and tomato garlic pesto.$18.00MOM'S
Calzone w/ spinach, mushroom, feta, artichoke.$16.50
DESSERTS
DESSERTS by PAIGE
PB STACK
Our classic favorite - Layered peanut butter mousse, chocolate ganache and chocolate brownie finished with crushed peanuts.$9.00LATE NIGHT TIRAMISU
A Classic Italian dessert, Espresso-soaked lady fingers layered with mascarpone and cocoa.$9.00Cookies 'n Cream Cheesecake
Oreo style crust, creamy cookie cheesecake, chocolate ganache and cookies.$9.00
SEASONAL CHEESECAKE - Pumpkin Spice Latte
A delicious seasonal treat! Get this limited time special before its gone!$10.00
STATIC PIE
Gluten-free chocolate torte, milk and white chocolate mousse, topped with static sugar.$9.50ELECTRIC LIME PIE
A Key Lime Pie that is electrifying with flavor!$9.00
BEVERAGES
GLASS BOTTLED SODAS
JUICE & LEMONADES
EXTRAS
SAUCES

2oz Ranch
Homemade ranch sauce for dipping$0.50Pink Sauce
$0.50Pizza Sauce
$0.50Fry Sauce
$0.50Ketchup
$0.25Hot Honey
$1.00Balsamic Redux
$1.00Basil Pesto
$0.50Tomato Garlic Pesto
$0.50BBQ Sauce
$0.50Buffalo Sauce
$0.50Garlic Parm Sauce
$0.50Thai Peanut Sauce
$0.50Honey Chili Sauce
$0.50Gochujang Sauce
$0.502oz Blue Cheese
$0.50Balsamic Vinaigrette
$0.50Caesar Dressing
$0.50Greek Dressing
$0.50Italian Vinaigrette
$0.50Sesame Dressing
$0.50Chive Aioli
$0.50Garlic Aioli
$0.50Mayo
$0.50Garlic Olive Oil
$0.50Reuben Sauce
$0.50Chipotle Ranch
$0.50Burger Sauce
$0.50Blue cheese
$0.50
SIDES

Side of Fries
Small side of French fries$4.00
side jalapenos
4 oz side of sliced pickled jalapenos$0.50
Side of Chips
Small side of our house made kettle chips$3.00
Extra Pickle
2 extra pickle spears$0.50one extra meatball w/ vodka sauce
One meatball, covered with vodka sauce then topped with parmesan cheese and fresh basil$3.50buratta ball full 🧀 🔵
$6.00
TOGO DINING WARE
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STATIC PIE
$9.50
Gluten-free chocolate torte, milk and white chocolate mousse, topped with static sugar.
Request advisory
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