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2 huge sausage-and-beef meatballs, paired with fresh Italian sausage links. Grandma's recipe served with a creamy burrata ball, basil, pink sauce and garlic knots.
OUT OF STOCK
$16.00
Eight garlic-butter knots with roasted garlic, fresh garlic, Romano, Parmesan and basil. Pink sauce for dipping.
OUT OF STOCK
$9.00
Wisconsin brick cheese dredged in Italian seasoned panko, deep fried in beef tallow and tossed in garlic aglio - served with red sauce.
$14.50
Ricotta stuffed raviolis deep fried in beef tallow, tossed in garlic aglio & shaved parm served with marinara.
$13.00
Fresh sliced ribeye, melty Cooper Sharp white American, grilled onion, hot cherry peppers, loaded on top of our hand-cut beef tallow fries, finished with chive aioli and green onion.
$18.00
Brisket pastrami, Monterey jack, swiss cheese, pickle salt fries, chopped pickles and onion, sauerkraut, Reuben sauce, bacon and green onion.
$17.00
Crispy beef tallow fries or get em tossed in minced garlic & garlic olive oil then finished with fresh grated Parmesan and Romano +1$
$8.00
our crispy tenders with korean bbq sauce, drizzled with garlic sauce and topped with black and white sesame seeds on top of hand cut tallow fries.
$18.00

SALADS

Creamy burrata, fresh basil, sliced tomato, garlic olive oil, tomato and garlic pesto, basil pesto, garlic olive oil, balsamic reduction.
$14.00
Spinach, romaine, tomato, red onion, house cheese blend, Parmesan, pepperoncini and croutons with Italian dressing.
$7.00
a shareable size - Spinach, romaine, tomato, red onion, house cheese blend, Parmesan, pepperoncini and croutons with Italian dressing.
$12.50
chopped Romaine, shaved Parmesan, Romano, garlic croutons, artichoke hearts, goat horn peppers and lemon with Caesar dressing.
$8.00
chopped Romaine, shaved Parmesan, Romano, garlic croutons, artichoke hearts, goat horn peppers and lemon with Caesar dressing.
$14.00
Spinach and romaine with tomato, black olives, red onion, pepperoncini, roasted peppers, goat horn peppers, feta and lemon with Greek dressing.
$7.50
Spinach and romaine with tomato, black olives, red onion, pepperoncini, roasted peppers, goat horn peppers, feta and lemon with Greek dressing.
$13.50
Chopped romaine, tomato, red onion, bacon, Genoa salami, pepperoncini, gorgonzola crumbles, crispy onions and chunky blue cheese dressing.
$16.00
Chopped Romaine, red onion, mandarin oranges, fried chicken topped with slivered almonds, green onions and crispy wontons. Served with a creamy toasted sesame dressing.
$18.00

BONELESS WINGS

One pound of breaded boneless wings tossed in your choice of sauce. Comes with choice of RANCH or BLUE CHEESE, or BOTH for an extra 1$. Served with a side of kettle chips - sub tallow fries +2 sub side salad +3

$16.00
$16.00
$16.00
$16.00
$16.00
$15.50

BONE-IN WINGS

One pound of traditional bone-in wings tossed in your choice of sauce. Comes with choice of RANCH or BLUE CHEESE, or BOTH for an extra 1$. Served with a side of kettle chips - sub tallow fries +2 sub side salad +3

$16.50
$16.50
$16.50
$16.50
$16.50
$16.00

PIZZA

NY SLICES

Crispy triangle slices, baked fresh daily

Red sauce, house cheese blend, provolone, parmesan, Romano, basil & olive oil
$5.50
Red sauce, house cheese blend, cup-and-char pepperoni, thick cut Ezzo pepperoni, Parmesan, garlic olive oil and basil.
$6.00
Classic cheese slice with your choice of any 1 or 2 toppings
$6.00
Garlic red sauce, house cheese blend, sliced Italian sausage, cup and char pepperoni, thick cut Ezzo pepperoni, salami, and balsamic reduction
$6.50
Our version of a margarita pie with red sauce, sliced tomato, minced garlic, extra fresh basil, garlic olive oil, burrata cheese and shaved Parmesan.
$6.50
Pink sauce, sliced hot sausage, cup-and-char pepperoni, creamy garlic ricotta, house cheese blend, hot honey and basil.
$6.50
Our cheese slice topped with goat horn peppers, feta, mushrooms, and red onion.
$6.00
$6.50
$7.00

DETROIT SLICES

Fluffy square slices, baked fresh daily

Red sauce, house cheese blend, provolone, parmesan, Romano, basil & olive oil
$5.50
Red sauce, house cheese blend, cup-and-char pepperoni, thick cut Ezzo pepperoni, Parmesan, garlic olive oil and basil.
$6.00
Classic cheese slice with your choice of any 1 or 2 toppings
$6.00
Garlic red sauce, house cheese blend, sliced Italian sausage, cup and char pepperoni, thick cut Ezzo pepperoni, salami, and balsamic reduction
$6.50
Our version of a margarita pie with red sauce, sliced tomato, minced garlic, extra fresh basil, garlic olive oil, burrata cheese and shaved Parmesan.
$6.50
Pink sauce, sliced hot sausage, cup-and-char pepperoni, creamy garlic ricotta, house cheese blend, hot honey and basil.
$6.50
Our cheese slice topped with goat horn peppers, feta, mushrooms, and red onion.
$6.00
$6.00
$6.50
$7.00

12" ROUND NY-STYLE (2-3 people)

tomato sauce, our mozzarella cheese blend, provolone cheese, parmesan cheese, Romano cheese, olive oil, basil
$17.00
Start with our classic cheese pizza + 3 toppings of your choice
$21.00
Red sauce, house cheese blend, cup-and-char pepperoni, thick-cut Ezzo pepperoni, Parmesan, garlic, olive oil, and basil.
$20.00
Our version of a margarita pie with red sauce, lite cheese blend, sliced tomato, minced garlic, extra fresh basil, garlic olive oil, burrata cheese, and shaved Parmesan.
$22.00
Pink sauce, sliced hot sausage, cup-and-char pepperoni, creamy garlic ricotta, house cheese blend, hot honey and basil.
$22.00
Garlic infused olive oil, house cheese blend, minced garlic, creamy ricotta, and fresh basil with a garlic butter crust.
$18.00
Garlic red sauce, house cheese blend, sliced Italian sausage, cup and char pepperoni, thick cut Ezzo pepperoni, salami, and balsamic reduction.
$22.00
Tangy BBQ sauce, chicken, bacon, cheddar/house cheese blend/Gouda, pineapple, red onion and green onion - try it with thai peanut sauce instead!
$22.00
Red sauce, garlic, house cheese blend, pepperoni, salami, sliced sausage, meatballs, bacon and basil.
$23.00
Burger sauce, dill pickles, crispy bacon, seasoned ground beef, red onion, tomato, American cheese and house cheese blend, and topped with house cut fries.
$23.00
Red sauce, house cheese blend, mushroom, tomato, artichoke, roasted red peppers, red onion, black olive, basil and tomato pesto.
$21.00
Red sauce, house cheese blend, thick cut Canadian bacon, pineapple, red onion, fresh jalapeño & fresh basil.
$22.00
Red sauce, house cheese blend, pepperoni, sliced sausage, ground beef, mushroom, red onion, black olives, roasted red peppers & basil.
$23.00
Red sauce, house cheese blend, bacon, thick cut pepperoni, tomato, feta, garlic, artichoke, tomato and garlic pesto and fresh basil.
$23.00
Red sauce, house cheese blend, thick cut pepperoni, feta, mushroom, hot cherry peppers, hot honey with a garlic butter crust.
$23.00

18" NY-STYLE (4-6 people)

Start with our classic cheese pizza + 3 toppings of your choice
$36.00
tomato sauce, our mozzarella cheese blend, provolone cheese, parmesan cheese, Romano cheese, olive oil, basil
$32.00
Red sauce, house cheese blend, cup-and-char pepperoni, thick-cut Ezzo pepperoni, Parmesan, garlic, olive oil, and basil.
$35.00
Our version of a margarita pie with red sauce, lite cheese blend, sliced tomato, minced garlic, extra fresh basil, garlic olive oil, burrata cheese, and shaved Parmesan.
$37.00
Pink sauce, sliced hot sausage, cup-and-char pepperoni, creamy garlic ricotta, house cheese blend, hot honey and basil.
$37.00
Garlic infused olive oil, house cheese blend, minced garlic, creamy ricotta, and fresh basil with a garlic butter crust.
$33.00
Garlic red sauce, house cheese blend, sliced Italian sausage, cup and char pepperoni, thick cut Ezzo pepperoni, salami, and balsamic reduction.
$37.00
Tangy BBQ sauce, chicken, bacon, cheddar/house cheese blend/Gouda, pineapple, red onion and green onion - try it with thai peanut sauce instead!
$37.00
Red sauce, garlic, house cheese blend, pepperoni, salami, sliced sausage, meatballs, bacon and basil.
$38.00
Burger sauce, dill pickles, crispy bacon, seasoned ground beef, red onion, tomato, American cheese and house cheese blend, and topped with house cut fries.
$38.00
Red sauce, house cheese blend, mushroom, tomato, artichoke, roasted red peppers, red onion, black olive, basil and tomato pesto.
$36.00
Red sauce, house cheese blend, thick cut Canadian bacon, pineapple, red onion, fresh jalapeño & fresh basil.
$37.00
Red sauce, house cheese blend, pepperoni, sliced sausage, ground beef, mushroom, red onion, black olives, roasted red peppers & basil.
$38.00
Red sauce, house cheese blend, bacon, thick cut pepperoni, tomato, feta, garlic, artichoke, tomato and garlic pesto and fresh basil.
$38.00
Red sauce, house cheese blend, thick cut pepperoni, feta, mushroom, hot cherry peppers, hot honey with a garlic butter crust.
$38.00

DETROIT PAN STYLE 8x10 (2-4 people)

Start with our classic cheese pizza + 3 toppings of your choice
$22.00
tomato sauce, our mozzarella cheese blend, provolone cheese, parmesan cheese, Romano cheese, olive oil, basil
$18.00
Red sauce, house cheese blend, cup-and-char pepperoni, thick-cut Ezzo pepperoni, Parmesan, garlic, olive oil, and basil.
$21.00
Our version of a margarita pie with red sauce, lite cheese blend, sliced tomato, minced garlic, extra fresh basil, garlic olive oil, burrata cheese, and shaved Parmesan.
$23.00
Pink sauce, sliced hot sausage, cup-and-char pepperoni, creamy garlic ricotta, house cheese blend, hot honey and basil.
$23.00
Garlic infused olive oil, house cheese blend, minced garlic, creamy ricotta, and fresh basil with a garlic butter crust.
$19.00
Garlic red sauce, house cheese blend, sliced Italian sausage, cup and char pepperoni, thick cut Ezzo pepperoni, salami, and balsamic reduction.
$23.00
Tangy BBQ sauce, chicken, bacon, cheddar/house cheese blend/Gouda, pineapple, red onion and green onion - try it with thai peanut sauce instead!
$23.00
Red sauce, garlic, house cheese blend, pepperoni, salami, sliced sausage, meatballs, bacon and basil.
$24.00
Burger sauce, dill pickles, crispy bacon, seasoned ground beef, red onion, tomato, American cheese and house cheese blend, and topped with house cut fries.
$24.00
Red sauce, house cheese blend, mushroom, tomato, artichoke, roasted red peppers, red onion, black olive, basil and tomato pesto.
$22.00
Red sauce, house cheese blend, thick cut Canadian bacon, pineapple, red onion, fresh jalapeño & fresh basil.
$23.00
Red sauce, house cheese blend, pepperoni, sliced sausage, ground beef, mushroom, red onion, black olives, roasted red peppers & basil.
$24.00
Red sauce, house cheese blend, bacon, thick cut pepperoni, tomato, feta, garlic, artichoke, tomato and garlic pesto and fresh basil.
$24.00
Red sauce, house cheese blend, thick cut pepperoni, feta, mushroom, hot cherry peppers, hot honey with a garlic butter crust.
$24.00

Gluten Free Pizza (1-2 people)

Start with our classic cheese pizza + 3 toppings of your choice
$21.00
tomato sauce, our mozzarella cheese blend, provolone cheese, parmesan cheese, Romano cheese, olive oil, basil
$17.00
Red sauce, house cheese blend, cup-and-char pepperoni, thick-cut Ezzo pepperoni, Parmesan, garlic, olive oil, and basil.
$20.00
Our version of a margarita pie with red sauce, lite cheese blend, sliced tomato, minced garlic, extra fresh basil, garlic olive oil, burrata cheese, and shaved Parmesan.
$22.00
Pink sauce, sliced hot sausage, cup-and-char pepperoni, creamy garlic ricotta, house cheese blend, hot honey and basil.
$22.00
Garlic infused olive oil, house cheese blend, minced garlic, creamy ricotta, and fresh basil with a garlic butter crust.
$18.00
Garlic red sauce, house cheese blend, sliced Italian sausage, cup and char pepperoni, thick cut Ezzo pepperoni, salami, and balsamic reduction.
$22.00
Red sauce, garlic, house cheese blend, pepperoni, salami, sliced sausage, meatballs, bacon and basil.
$23.00
Tangy BBQ sauce, chicken, bacon, cheddar/house cheese blend/Gouda, pineapple, red onion and green onion - try it with thai peanut sauce instead!
$22.00
Burger sauce, dill pickles, crispy bacon, seasoned ground beef, red onion, tomato, American cheese and house cheese blend, and topped with house cut fries.
$23.00
Red sauce, house cheese blend, mushroom, tomato, artichoke, roasted red peppers, red onion, black olive, basil and tomato pesto.
$21.00
Red sauce, house cheese blend, thick cut Canadian bacon, pineapple, red onion, fresh jalapeño & fresh basil.
$22.00
Red sauce, house cheese blend, pepperoni, sliced sausage, ground beef, mushroom, red onion, black olives, roasted red peppers & basil.
$23.00
Red sauce, house cheese blend, bacon, thick cut pepperoni, tomato, feta, garlic, artichoke, tomato and garlic pesto and fresh basil.
$23.00
Red sauce, house cheese blend, thick cut pepperoni, feta, mushroom, hot cherry peppers, hot honey with a garlic butter crust.
$23.00

DIPPING SAUCES

Homemade ranch sauce for dipping
$0.50
$0.50
$1.00
$1.00
$1.00

Dough Balls

$2.00

SANDWICHES

CHEESESTEAKS

Fresh cut ribeye, grilled onions, Cooper Sharp American, mayo. +ADD mushrooms or roasted peppers +1.
$17.00
Fresh cut ribeye, pepperoni, salami, bacon, meatballs, grilled onion, Cooper Sharp American, house cheese blend, and aioli.
$19.00
Fresh cut ribeye, hot cherry peppers, mushrooms, grilled onions, Cooper Sharp American, and chive aioli.
$18.00

FRIED CHICKEN SANDOS

HAND BREADED AND FRIED IN BEEF TALLOW ON TOASTED CHALLAH SUBSTITUTE HAND-CUT FRIES FOR +2 OR SIDE SALAD +3

Hand-breaded buttermilk fried chicken, roasted-garlic aioli, dill pickles, Gouda and hot honey. +Add Bacon 2$ ++Make it a club w/ lettuce, tomato, onion 2$
$16.50
Hand-breaded fried chicken tossed in Gochujang, on bed of tangy slaw garnished with green onions and sesame seeds
$17.50
Fried chicken, chipotle ranch, goat horn peppers, grilled onion, Gouda, bacon, house cheese blend, and jalapeno.
$18.00
Hand-breaded fried chicken drizzled with house bbq, grilled onions, bacon, roasted red peppers, Gouda and cheddar cheese, finished with hot honey and green onions.
$18.00
Thai Peanut fried chicken with spicy pineapple chutney and sesame slaw, garnished with green onion and crushed peanuts.
$18.00

BURGERS

80/20 OREGON RAISED BEEF, WITH KETTLE CHIPS OR FRIES +2 SIDE SALAD +3

4 oz smash burger with 80/20 beef and steak, yellow american, grilled onion, house burger sauce, pickles on toasted Challah bun.
$13.00
double smash burger with 80/20 beef and steak, yellow american, grilled onion, house burger sauce, pickles on toasted Challah bun. + bacon $2
$16.00
Double patty, tangy BBQ, bacon, gorgonzola, yellow American, chive aioli, green onion, pickle, and a pile of fried onions.
$18.00
Double patty, raspberry jam, jalapeno, crunchy peanut butter, crispy bacon, Gouda cheese.
$18.00
Single smash, brisket pastrami, bacon, pickles, red onion, Reuben sauce, swiss, yellow American, house sauerkraut.
$18.00
Double smash, fried onions, jalapeno, sharp cheddar, smoked gouda, bacon, tomato, chipotle ranch, green onion.
$18.00

GARLIC KNOT SLIDERS

COMES WITH 4 SLIDERS ON HOMEMADE GARLIC KNOTS. SERVED WITH KETTLE CHIPS OR SUB FRIES +2$ SIDE SALAD +3$

Meatballs, house cheese blend, ricotta, pesto & goat horn peppers. Served with a big side of marinara.
$17.00
Crispy garlic chicken, house cheese blend, thick cut EZZO pepperoni, tomato and basil pesto, burrata & cherry pepper sliders. Served with a big side of pink sauce.
$19.00
Tomato, roasted peppers, house cheese blend, fresh basil, balsamic, tomato and basil pesto. Served with a big side of pink sauce.
$13.00

STROMBOLI, CALZONES & ROLLS

STROMBOLI

pizza dough filled with garlic tomato sauce, Grande mozzarella, any 3 toppings, topped with fresh basil & served with a side of creamy vodka sauce.
$17.00

CALZONE

pizza dough filled with whipped garlic ricotta, Grande mozzarella, minced garlic, any 3 toppings, & topped with fresh basil, plus a side of pink sauce.
$18.00
Calzone w/ Italian sausage, whipped garlic ricotta, tomato, pepperoni, garlic, basil pesto, red onion and basil with vodka sauce. <3 Ms. Kerri's Fav!!!
$18.00
Calzone loaded with our famous meatballs, pepperoni, bacon, creamy ricotta, and tomato garlic pesto.
$18.00
Calzone w/ spinach, mushroom, feta, artichoke.
$16.50

ROLL

Grilled steak or chicken, cherry peppers, grilled onion, mushrooms, Cooper Sharp American and house cheese blend.
$18.00

DESSERTS

DESSERTS by PAIGE

Our classic favorite - Layered peanut butter mousse, chocolate ganache and chocolate brownie finished with crushed peanuts.
$9.00
A Classic Italian dessert, Espresso-soaked lady fingers layered with mascarpone and cocoa.
$9.00
Oreo style crust, creamy cookie cheesecake, chocolate ganache and cookies.
$9.00
A delicious seasonal treat! Get this limited time special before its gone!
$10.00
Gluten-free chocolate torte, milk and white chocolate mousse, topped with static sugar.
$9.50
A Key Lime Pie that is electrifying with flavor!
$9.00

MORE SWEETS

Dark and white chocolate chips, with white and dark chocolate bark
OUT OF STOCK
$3.25
Our homemade half brownie half cookie concoction!
OUT OF STOCK
$3.00

KIDS MENU

Lil Bites

$5.50
– ONE CHICKEN TENDER AND SOME FRIES
$6.00
4 oz. smash, American cheese on a brioche bun
$8.00

BEVERAGES

GLASS BOTTLED SODAS

$3.00
$3.00
$3.00
$3.00

KOMBUCHAS

$4.75
$4.75
$4.75

JUICE & LEMONADES

$3.75
$3.75
$3.75
$2.00
$2.00
$2.00
$2.00
$3.50

2L SODAS

$3.75
$3.75
$3.75
$3.75

EXTRAS

SAUCES

Homemade ranch sauce for dipping
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SIDES

Small side of French fries
$4.00
4 oz side of sliced pickled jalapenos
$0.50
Small side of our house made kettle chips
$3.00
2 extra pickle spears
$0.50
One meatball, covered with vodka sauce then topped with parmesan cheese and fresh basil
$3.50
$6.00

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PIZZA EXTRAS

Premium Grated Parmigiano & Pecorino Romano blend of cheese
$0.50
packs of red pepper flakes

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FRIED BRICK CHEESE

CRISPY RAVIOLI

PHILLY FRIES

REUBEN FRIES

TALLOW FRIES

STATIC TENDIES

SALADS

Burrata Caprese

HALF House Mix Salad

WHOLE House Mix Salad

HALF Static Caesar Salad

WHOLE Static Caesar Salad

HALF Greek Salad

WHOLE Greek Salad

Blue Cheese Chopped

Sesame Chicken Salad

BONELESS WINGS

BONELESS BUFFALO "WINGS" 🦬

BONELESS GARLIC PESTO "WINGS" 🍃

BONELESS THAI PEANUT "WINGS" 🥜

BONELESS HOT HONEY BBQ "WINGS" 🍯

BONELESS HONEY CHILI CRUNCH

BONELESS DRY SEASONED "WINGS"

BONE-IN WINGS

BONE-IN BUFFALO WINGS 🦬

BONE-IN GARLIC PESTO WINGS 🍃

BONE-IN THAI PEANUT WINGS 🥜

BONE-IN HOT HONEY BBQ WINGS 🍯

BONE-IN HONEY CHILI CRUNCH

BONE-IN DRY SEASONED WINGS

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NY SLICES

Cheese - NY SLICE 🗽

Pepperoni - NY SLICE 🗽

1 or 2 Toppings - NY SLICE 🗽

STATIC OG - NY SLICE 🗽

QUEEN MARGERITA - NY SLICE 🗽

SHOCKED - NY SLICE 🗽

VEG OUT - NY SLICE 🗽

SPECIAL VEGGIE - NY SLICE

SPECIAL CBR - NY SLICE

DETROIT SLICES

Cheese - DET SLICE ⬛️

Pepperoni - DET SLICE ⬛️

1 or 2 Toppings - DET SLICE ⬛️

STATIC OG - DET SLICE ⬛️

QUEEN MARGERITA - DET SLICE ⬛️

SHOCKED - DET SLICE ⬛️

VEG OUT - DET SLICE ⬛️

WHITE NOISE - DET SLICE

SPECIAL VEG - DET SLICE

SPECIAL CBR - DET SLICE

12" ROUND NY-STYLE (2-3 people)

12" NY - Channel 5 Cheese 🧀

12" NY - Dial It In

12" NY - Prime Time pepperoni 🍕

12" NY - New Margerita

12" NY - Shocked

12" NY - White Noise

12" NY - Static Original

12" NY - The Memphis

12" NY - The Butcher Shop

12" NY - IN or OUT

12" NY - Farmers Almanac 🍃

12" NY - The Crater🍍

12" NY - Big City

12" NY - Fall Out

12" NY - Twilight Zone

18" NY-STYLE (4-6 people)

18" NY - Dial It In

18" NY - Channel 5 Cheese 🧀

18" NY - Prime Time pepperoni 🍕

18" NY - New Margerita

18" NY - Shocked

18" NY - White Noise